Hello, Twilight. What a nice surprise. I suppose you're here to
try one of my delicious homemade cupcakes? Or perhaps you've
come to help me bake! Oh, how sweet! 

Um, hi, Pinkamena. Actually, um, I was here for the... uh...
story thingy. Have you forgotten...? 

Ugh. No, I haven't forgotten. Thanks for ruining my well-practiced super-dangerous start for the story, Twilight. 

Oh, sorry! Um, can we start over? 

NO! Ha-ha! we have already started! We will finish! NO! Yes. 

Um, are you OK? Why are you talking like a, um... a Mexican hippie?
No offense. 

Ha-ha! I have no idea. But now, YOU DIE!!!
:) 

OH MY GOD PINKAMENA!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!! 

Ha! Ha-ha! You amuse Pinkie. OK, you're right. Now I do sound
like a Mexican hippie. But no matter! Although I would much
prefer you looking like this: 

EXCUSE me?! Um, OK, I don't know how we got to this topic, but I'd 
rather you NOT looking like this: 

OK! What do you want me to look like? 

Um, how about this? :

Are you kidding me? 

Yeah, I'm absolutely NEVER working with you again.